Total Medals Earned: 1,531 (From 398 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,895 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/295 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die 20 times
Use all type plate in the game at least once
Find all Sponges
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 8/30 (40/150 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Complete level 25
Complete level 26
Complete level 27
Complete level 28
Complete level 29
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 8/22 (40/110 points)
More like... Ded.
More like... O... Rage.
More like... Yell "oh".
More like... Blew... over... after getting frozen...
More like... Indigo fuck yourself.
More like... Violent.
More like... Spleen (it'll be on the floor here somewhere).
Medals Earned: 65/69 (475/500 points)
-World hunger solved. -Tutorial complete.
-Experiment failed.
Medals Earned: 4/14 (40/465 points)
There he is... Reach 1000 points!
Think + Drink! Reach 2000 points!
Bingo Bango! Reach 10000 points!
3 Item Combo!
Pestilence..! Reach 1500 points!
Dog & Pony Show... Reach 5000 points!
Catch The Lad! Reach 7500 points!
Ruler of Videogames! Reach 15000 points!
An unstoppable force! Reach 20000 points!
Rahul Got Drunk! Nice Job! Reach 30000 points!
5 Item Combo!
6 Item Combo!
7 Item Combo!
9 Item Combo!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (135/135 points)
Beat the first five levels
Beat the first ten levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 5/18 (35/225 points)
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Brave'
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Dark'
Kill a Ghost for the first time
Kill at least one Zombie, Mummy, Ghost and Skeleton
Kill 5 Skeletons
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Silent'
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Rogue'
Grow your Arcane stat above 5
Grow your HP stat above 10
Find and Kill Ugby Mumba
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Brave'
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Dark'
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Silent'
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Nimble'
Find and Kill the Karrion Killer!
Kill a shrub
Kill 20 goos
Find and Kill Tom Fulp!!!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Go through first 5 levels
Go through first 10 levels
Go through first 15 levels
Go through first 20 levels
Finish all 24 levels
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
make 10 frags
25 body bags
50 grams of processed meat
75 bodies disposed of in acid
100 crying babies
Medals Earned: 6/9 (45/80 points)
You made it!
Getting closer!
You have almost won!
Time for the bonus round!
You won the game, yay! (You also just lost the game)